No, don't message me pretending to someone your not and let me fall in love with you. Don't let me hear your voice over the phone and fall a little hard. Don't. Just don't even bother.
I watch catfish.
You'll turn out to be someone complete different not just physically and I'm not in the mood to fall in love and get my heart broken.
I'm not in the mood for love really. I want friends.
Okay?
So if you message me please be who you say you are or just don't bother at all.