An academic writer now turned to fiction.

 #Everylifematters of every colour: of course Black (policeman please note) and including the unborn!

Some typical New Little Princessisms:

"I hope, from today, to be what the Royal Beverlys say they are: 'pretty on the outside, pretty on the inside'."

"Love to be loved, hate to be hated . . ."

"Ee-ya!" (Manchester language for 'Oh my God!')

"What 'tis . . ." (She's going to tell you what REALLY happened)

"Aye" (Her mother's Scots for 'Yes')

"Ya bampot!" (Her mother's Scots for 'You're crazy!')
 
"Hey, cock! (Manchester English for 'Good to see you again!")

"Hey, muco!" (Guatemalan Spanish for 'Hey,  you idiot, what the f . . .!')

"neddies" (Her mother's Scots for 'non-educated delinquents' or bullies)

"Cerote del Coche" (Guatemalan Spanish for 'Pig's Shit' - what she calls the dictator in Guatemala)

"Vos quiero mucha" (Guatemalan Spanish for 'I love you all' - she says it to her fans)

"dead people's music" (classical music)

"So, then" (Manchester English for 'Well, say something already!)

 ". . . innit?" (typically Manchester tag meaning something like 'Isn't that right?')