(If you're reading this, then your patience far exceeds mine. Here's a gold star.
I hardly ever read profile descriptions, so I don't really know why I've written my own. Maybe I'm just narcissistic. Which isn't the best personality flaw you could have, but not the worst.)

Hey, Procrastination Pro here. I write fanfics that are in no way original and/or have a rather mediocre plot, although I actually attempt to fix up the actual dialogue and descriptive writing. There's a 78% chance that I'm a stickler for grammar, so please forgive me if I get irritating. At least my time on Wattpad has desensitized me to most errors. *shudder* But it still means that my story/stories don't have many errors, unless I happen to be writing at 3am... Thankfully I'm (usually) too lazy to be writing at that point.

Please note that while I will try to respond to messages, sometimes I won't have a network connection so it may be a while before I do so. Also, I'm probably in a completely different time zone to most of you cupcakes, so that won't really help either.
If you happen to follow me (like that's gonna happen) I'll go stalk your profile. If I like what I see/read, then I'll follow you back.

Now, if you excuse me, I'll go violently refresh my notifications.

"Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out."
          - Leo Valdez, Bad Boy Supreme





Psst, I've got a Pernico story in the works. A soon as it's finished, or when I get up to ten/fifteen chapters I'll publish it. Assuming I'll get up to that point ;)