Average
Average
Average
Did I mention average?
(Psychologist voice) Sooooo, what seems to be the problem?
You're crazy, Tyler.
That's not what my imaginary psychiatrist says
I think you need a real psychiatrist.
No I don't! You're wrong, Professor Doom.
I'm never wrong.
I have a degree in being right.
Who's crazy now, Prof?
Still you.
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M CRAZY BUT HE'S REAL
MY PSYCHIATRIST IS REAL
SO'S MY FRIEND LUNA OVER HERE
I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE HER
BUT SHE'S REAL
Hey, don't drag me into this
Luna! You're back!
And now I'm gone
This is all your fault, Tyler
OH SHUT UP PROFESSOR
You scared her off, not me
SAYS MISTER PSYCHO
I think that I'm going to have to diagnose you with schizophrenia
YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT
My dear Tyler, I am a doctor. I can do whatever I want, and no one will question it
I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE DIAGNOSED
Sandra, would you mind escorting the poor boy to the mental ward?
Prof, you're in the future. I don't think you have mental wards anymore
I DON'T CARE JUST GET THE CRAZY KID OUT OF MY SIGHT
...
Kaelin, could I get a bit of help in here?
Sir yes sir! ...I mean Sandra yes Sandra!
Please escort the crazy person to the mental wards
YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!! I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE!!
Buh bye, Professor
Meet my OCs. (Mel, Aria, Lazr, Bullet, Professor Doom, Jacob, Lucy, Poison, Sandra, Casey, Luna, Tina, Marco, Tyler, Ashley, Adrienne, Hayden, Fiametta, Nile, Dimitria, Zephyrus, Carrie, Kaelin, Erin, Tristan, Sandra II, Dawson, Ben, Kyle, Charlie and a whole lot more I can't remember at the moment)
I have a few fanfics, but mostly original stories.
I'm a terrible human being and you're all going to hate me
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The Kingdom of Volisturm
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I mean, if someone can help me come up with some sort of an explanation for this then I'd be grateful.
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A trip to the deepest parts of my mind. Or just random thoughts. It's hard to define them sometimes. Generall...
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A Currency of Words
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There are no coins. There are no longer credit cards or dollar bills or cheques. The world has done away with...
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