Well if you want to kidnapped me you know my address~

Spidey Caverino here and I think I barfed at little from this introduction~

Uh, um bananas~

I like rainbows, unicorns, and- oh god I'm gonna hurl~

I like my little ponies, #Brony for life~

Does any else get drunk off eggnog~

Seriously, anybody~

I'd have a boyfriend if I didn't stalk them so much~

I love Aphmau, best minecrafter ever~

People think I'm nice because I'm quiet, but secretly I'm plotting their demise, MWAHAHAHAHA~

I'm a sophomore in high school and I still don't have a phone~

Sometimes I wonder if my parents are Sasquatches because I'm really hairy~

I like two guys with the same name, maybe I have a name fetish~

I like Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, but not Pewdiepie, wierd~

My friend made me join chess club and I suck at it~

I've talked about me for so long tell me about yourself. WOW interesting, I can't believe you did that you're wild man~

Dat Booty~

I can't think of anything else, so tfnbkxjWBU KGGN VXAYKO,NG~