"աɛ'ʀɛ ɮʀօҡɛռ քɛօքʟɛ,"

Why in the name of prußens awesomeness are you literally me when I was like 9

Hey dude what’s up. I realized we have a lot in common pretty awesome right? Uh. Yeah haha that’s it 

DUNNNANANANANANANA BUDANUNUNUNUNUNU ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! *skips 18-billion lines* CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINEEEEEEE *skips more lines* I LOST A BET TO A GUY IN A CHIFFON SKIRTTTTTT *continues being a weirdo*

A boy that like's Hetalia? (Well I think you're a boy, correct me if I'm wrong) No way! Just Kidding, cool profile pick

My friend just sent me a pic of their butt how do I respond hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

hiii

I used to think "lol everyone here are either just my friends or they're just fucking terrible I'll never get a crush on someone from this place" BC half the ppl at school that I knew are huge dicks but now I'm just like "omg who is she. Look at her. So pretty and cute. Please be my girlfriend. I swear I'll be a good boyfriend and let u have my hoodies and oh my god please just kiss me right now."

OK but I kind of feel rlly sad whenever Lost Boy by Troye Sivan starts playing randomly BC the first few lyrics remind me of smth that happened at school and I just get so sad BC I have never seen them cry and they're usually such a happy and giggly person and fuck that still left me a mess

Like that's all I want from u fam
          
          Actually I want love and affection from u but that's one of the many things I want from u ya know

I'm not asking for much, man, just let me make out with you with dkla playing in the background