If I’m going to be an option only because everyone else isn’t available, don’t even try and talk to me.
If I’m just going to be a benefit to your conversation, don’t include me nor talk to me/
If I’m just going to be a last resort, good luck finding me
If you think I’m just going to play your games and put all the effort to talking to you and listening, you’ve been mistaken
If you think your going to hurt me by leaving or not wanting to be my friend, it’ll be the opposite, I’ll open the door and do whatever I can to help you leave.
If you're going to keep things from me because “you don’t want to hurt my feelings” or “something else'", Keep away from me.
If I’m only a friend because you need something, you're not my friend, so stop calling it.
I call many friends, but rarely a real friend