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So my friends did this and I felt really guilty for not doing so, so yeah. Here are some people you should check out.
@decorum_ (that's CJ, bitches!)
@peacelover001 (come back Tara!)
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@Mariacamming (I know, her username kinda sounds like 'Maria cumming' ...)
@ivoteforapple (the one and only)
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          Jul 05, 2014 11:48AM
          
          PterodactylusFarts
        
          Jul 05, 2014 11:48AM
        
          Hey guys! I just posted a new story. I know it doesn't look like humor, but it's got some in it. Hope you can give it a chance! I wrote it last year and now I finally grew a pair and posted it. It's...View all Conversations
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                  "You couldn't play soccer for your life," he says, his smirk starting to annoy the hell out of me.
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                      Well, Duh (Soccer)
                  
          
          
                      
          
          
                          
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                  Things you would want to know about me:
          -I’m a cheerleader. I don’t know why, but I am. 
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                      Damn Your Gorgeousness (One Direct...
                  
          
          
                      
          
          
                          
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                  "'schle·miel
          [shluh-meel] n. Slang.
          1. an awkward and unlucky person for whom things never turn out righ...
          
                      
          
                  
              
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