MYOB! :D For those of you who know what that stands for... Congrats, for those who don't look it up:) 
Kidding, sort of.  

It means Mind Your Own Business. 

Or Make Your Own Brownies. 

You decide. 

♘For anyone reading this who actually cares or has nothing better to do, all you need to know is that I may or may not like unicorns (This made more sense when the background was covered in unicorns but it's not now although I'm assuming that you can deal with that). 


♘I also like lame quotes and jokes. Especially if they are actually funny. 

What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and can hurt you if it falls out of a tree? 

A pool table. 

♘Okay, fine, it wasn't funny. Geez. 

♘If you like Monty Python and understand references to things like killer rabbits, then I just gave you a hi-5. You just got another one if you speak whale. 

Well, there's still space so... 

Um... I'm really bad at tic tac to? 

I think it's annoying when cats try to sleep on my head. 

I'd add in some clever comment or remark but I don't have any off the top of my head, so I'll just save this space in case I think of one later. 

I think manatees are awesome. They're so cute and big and I'd hug one but then I'd get wet. And I don't think they'd necessarily like that. Well, better than hugging a crocodile. Probably. 

Yeah.