10 FACTS ABOUT YOU!
1.) You're reading this right know
2.) You're realizing this is a stupid fact
4.) You didn't notice I skipped three
5.) You're checking now
6.) You're smiling
7.) You're still reading this even though it's stupid
9.) You didn't realize I skipped eight
10.) You're checking again and smiling because you realized you fell for it again
11.) You're enjoying this
12.) You didn't realize there was only supposed to be ten facts
 
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