I'm going to be straightforward here:
1. I like to write.
2. I enjoy playing piano. I also know how to play violin, but if you don't like the sound of screeching cats... well...
3. I dance two styles- hip hop and Latin. The latter is an international style NOT ASSOCIATED WITH A LANGUAGE. Actually, a bit with Spanish XD
4. I am partially fluent in 3 languages. At least I can communicate easily in them
5. Part-time full nerd. The other part of the times I'm a lazy donkey.
6. I have a strict moral code. Don't you dare ask me to read any writing which breaks it.
7. I can be very, very harsh.
8. This is the third writing site I'm registered on. I know how things run.
9. If you curse anywhere on my virtual property, consequences will follow (refer to #6)
10. I cannot o the following things for my life:
-type
-write comedy
-be sarcastic
-add
-count
-spell
-keep my balance
11. You will often find smileys everywhere. These are the most common ones: XD
12. My favorite authors: J. K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Rick Riordan, Alexandre Dumas (The Count of Monte Cristo), Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost- "Revelation" is awesome, Wordsworth- "I Wander Lonely as a Cloud" is amazing, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow- "The Builders"

Expanding on 7, if you ask for any form of a swap or read, I will probably shred your piece to... pieces. It doesn't mean your writing's bad, it means it can be better. 

I know I'm not the best out there, even if I don't act like it. Sorry 'bout that- I'm a bit lot egotistical. Shame on me.

*If you do not vote on something, please tell me why. I can handle the truth. Trust me.*