I write because it's my getaway from my life
I write because it's the only place that I can kill off people and not go to jail for it. 
I write because then I have something else to do instead of HW.
I write because without writing, my brain would explode with ideas.
I write because... I write because I love it.

Now, I know what your thinking.
You know what your thinking.
We all know what your thinking.
Hell, everyone is thinking the same thing! 
Yes, even me.

Why am I uploading stories that no ones reading?

And that my friends, is a question we all shall continue to think until NOW! The answer is simple you see. Quite obvious once you think about it. 

I am uploading because I AM STUPID AND LIKE TO WASTE TIME!

So there you have it. 
The answer. 
The facts. 
The... Yeah Ive run out of words to use. 

Talk about writers block ey? 
Urgh. 

I rest my case.

Goodbye.