I am a 61 year old garden gnome who loves rollerblading and moonlit walks on the beach.
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RaccoonButler RaccoonButler Apr 14, 2013 07:58AM
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Stories by RaccoonButler
The Bird And The Shadow by RaccoonButler
The Bird And The Shadow
In a world where authors are ironically bad at summaries, the reader will have to resort to drastic measures...
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Twilight Except Edward is Squidward by RaccoonButler
Twilight Except Edward is Squidward
It's just Twilight. Except Edward is Squidward.
The Spherical Shrine Dedicated To Our Dear Leader by RaccoonButler
The Spherical Shrine Dedicated To...
A short story. Quite possibly the magnum opus; the epitome of the golden period of all my work, artistic, lit...
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