Well, cause I'm so fudging' awesome, I'm keeping my identity a secret...
TURN AROUND!!! I'M STALKING YOU!!!
Anyways, I gave this hobo on the side of the rode a fifty dollar bill if he'd let me draw him... he said he looked purrty and I was a real gud drawer. 
The hobo couldn't even speak American. 
My gay friend sat in my boyfriend's lap, feeling his muscles... well, my boyfriend is shorter than me, so he stands on a box when I kiss him, and he don't have muscles. I have to get onto him- he stared at the other girls while they were stretching on the quad. 
I'm on the track team, but only so I don't have to do gym next year, plus I get to hang out with my BF, my BGF my BGFF and my BFFLE too. (BGFF- Best gay friend forever BFFLE- best friend for like ever BGF- Best guy friend.)
Anyways *creepy voice* I know where you live!!!