Hey there! I am the epic Pegasus Rainbow Dash, (I'm sure you've heard of me, if you haven't, then you must live under a rock... or somewhere un-cool). Sure, I'm arrogant, but hay, if you were the best flyer in ALL of Equestria, wouldn't you be too? I am the only pony ever to do a Sonic Rainboom (In which I fly fast enough to break the sound barrier, creating a sonic boom and a rainbow-hued shock wave at the same time). Might I add that this very move was a myth (Old mare's tale), but boy did I prove them wrong! Ha, my awesomeness blew their puny minds!
I am aggressive and have a fiery temper and little patience. Especially with my pal Fluttershy, but hey, that mare's afraid of her own shadow! Unlike my friends, when confronted with an enemy (whether it be a furious Manticore, enraged dragon or anything else) I attack with brute force, rather than wit, which is how my friends go by.

I am part of the weather team in Ponyville, and one of the main cloud-busters. But that cloud-busting has to wait till after one of my frequent naps. I can be brash and lazy, but seriously, who cares? I am very confident and powerful. In the Element of Harmony me and my five friends possess, I am the Element of Loyalty (Which, I might add, is the best). I relate to my Element very well, and will NEVER abandon my friends, instead jump in front to protect them when they're attacked. I'm swift, agile, strong and brave, and I aren't afraid of anything!
Mess with me, and you better kiss your flank good-bye.

I have my own fan-club as well, but I wouldn't be surprised if you joined. I mean, I'm just so awesome.

Now you know about me, Rainbow Dash. Of course, there's still heaps for awesome stuff about me I haven't told you... but you're not cool enough to know.

But, as I am the most loyal and determined pony you will ever meet; join my fan-club and bask in my glory! Follow me and I will lead you to victory!

Later! Rainbow Dash.