Jordan

Hey if you're a girl and you like yaoi/obsess over male/male relationships can you please like,,,, stop that. Its not cute, we don't like it, and it's very violating of our privacy. Same goes for guys who love lesbians. Also stop asking for a gay best friend, we're not accessories. I don't care if you unfollow me for this cause clearly it means you're  a "yaoi girl" anyway.

Man, I love how wattpad recommends me books with nothing to do with what I read, and then have the same/similar books in try something new. I wanna read lgbt books for a reason, so miss me with that promoted shit and give me lgbt themed stories.

Just had a minor heart attack when wattpad wouldn't show any of my books I'm writing after logging in on another device 

Check out the first chapter to my new book, Tridents School for Prison Boys! It'll be worth it.. maybe.

I like gay people!

BOP UR BUSSY LIKE FRONK TO THIS SICK BEATSIES

R.I.P Chester Bennington. I didn't really listen to much Linkin Park but what I did hear was amazing. Such a strong vocalist.

Changed my name, apparently I had an account before this and I forgot my password so I couldn't deactivate it. That's all, bye.

I'm writing 5 books, someone help.

Hoopy vooloontoons doo!