Name: Liam but I'd rather be Toby or something
Pronouns: he/him? she/her? they/them? i don't know i hate this 
Personality: I would stream on Twitch but I have a stupid voice and I'm not interesting or funny
Pick-up line: relationship more like get out of my house how did you get in here
Age: like two or something idk 
School: oh i get why it's called HIGH school now ok lmao
Location: awful desert wasteland
Prospects: like i wanna go to philips exeter but i'm dumb and my mom said no
Hobbies: horseback riding (poor horse), writing awful stories, playing mario or something
Movie: You've Got Mail is good, big fan of Ant Man too because, once again, i'm two
Brands: like  idk corsair is a cool name so
Relationships: ShE gOeS tO a DiFfErEnT sChOoL
Music: like IDKHOW but only because Dallon Weekes is hot
Video Games: celeste because sad and trans pride

Did i need to right a nearly 800 character description? No.
Is anyone ever going to read this? No.
Was it damn fun to write? Yep.