Ravie568

*In a distant city, in a police interrogation room*
          Tell me! 
          Did you sit there, with or without barbecue sauce on your titties?

MIIIIIIIIIIN YOOOOOOONGIIIIII

You will worship the BARBECUE. 
          Do it. 
          Do it now.

BARBECUE

one question. 
          what
          is 
          your
          profile
          picture

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will k^ll you.
          -You in my dreams. 
          
          Rave, WTF?

Boo.