Hi my name is Cambria and I have not had an mountain dew in three weeks. (subject to change)

I am a mother of  two beautiful little boys. I come from a large family of ten! Second child, but oldest girl. Being raised as I was taught me tolerance and how to share. It also gave me odd quirks like eating my food at a dangerous speed and hording random objects. I have always been a bit of a rebel. My poor parents.

psst ..my mind is warped and filthy. 

I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin and I am not easily offended.
I am a "open book" ask me anything, you may be surprised by the answer you get. 
I'm approachable, kind, and open minded or I try to be, so feel free to comment or PM me. 

I love Love LOVE to read! I have just started to write for the fun of it.

Some of my favorite books are:
The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks - super nastiness and I love it!
The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan is the greatest ever! EVER!! (I would do Mat twice sideways!)

I love a tragic romance and anything really vivid and just out there!

Random favorite crap:
Raspberries 
Calvin and Hobbes
The IT Crowd (NOT the American version)
Mountain Dew-- damn you! you glorious addicting elixir of the gods!! *shakes fist*
Romeo and Juliet 
Moulin Rouge 
Punk Rock
The 90's
50's and 60's music
Brownies (not the girl scouts)
Cake (not the food)
Dragon Age Origins (OH! Zevran, you are the sexiest assassin I have ever known! I so crave one of your signature Antivan milk sandwiches!)
RPG games like Skyrim, Fable etc. 
Pointy toe shoes
Survival shows and dramatic reenactments like Man Vs Wild and I Shouldnt Be Alive



Some of my favorite wattpaders: @DonnaSharples @RichardStaschy @TheRake

PLEASE would you 'like' me on facebook? http://www.facebook.com/ThwartedByAMalignStar

Highest rankings on Thwarted: #38 Fantasy #39 Romance