ѕᴀʀᴄᴀѕм ιѕѕυᴇѕ. ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ғᴏᴏᴅ, ᴅᴀɴᴄιɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴅ eyed tree frogs.
I am:
1. A compulsively fast reader.
2. Obsessed with a certain British YouTuber (cough, Dan Howell).
3. A lover of artichoke and asiago dip.
4. Partial to a condor named Colin.
5. An insanely dedicated book lover.
6. Attempting to write something decent (Am I succeeding? Failing? You tell me.)
7. Verbose, but never at the right moment. Ever.
8. A psychopathic 'Chopped' fangirl. It's the monumentally depressing truth.
9. Very fond of almost all dance genres. (Tap and Hip-Hop excluded.)
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Favourite quote: "When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
- Mae West
Second favourite quote: "Finland!"
- Patrick Star
STOP SUMMERSBERRY!
Reading request it up bros, I'm looking for something new.
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