Hello everyone. My goal I to find as many weebs possible before the timer ends: Operation Weeb Sweep - Global Otaku Hunt in 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds Imagine this: you've got 2 minutes and 30 seconds-that's it. No extensions. No bonus time. Just the cold, ticking judgment of a kitchen timer glaring back at you like this bad boy: Your mission? Find every weeb on the planet before that timer hits zero. We're talking closet cosplayers, midnight anime binge-watchers, ramen slurpers with "Death Note" posters-no one escapes the sweep. You kick off in Akihabara, obviously. The holy land. Thirty seconds in and you've already found twelve Itachis, a Goku doing a TikTok dance, and one suspiciously lifelike catgirl. No time to blink. The timer's ticking like it's judging you. Next stop: internet forums. Discord servers. That suspiciously quiet guy in your accounting class who wears a "Naruto run club" hoodie every Friday. Found him. He's watching One Piece on 2x speed. Classic. One minute left. You sprint through comic cons, claw machines, and any bookstore with a "manga" section. You throw a Poké Ball at a guy wearing Pikachu socks just to be sure. You're in the zone. Ten seconds remain. You leap through cyberspace like a Shonen protagonist chasing the final villain. The last weeb? A grandma in Brazil knitting a Totoro sweater. She's been one of us all along. And then... ⏲️ BEEP BEEP BEEP Mission complete. You've found them all. The timer's done, and so are you-exhausted, but victorious. Otaku unity has never been stronger.(basically my whole montage)