"I am essentially a Victorian ghost who got trapped in a modern body and decided to make it everyone else's problem. My life is dictated by two highly specific obsessions.

First, there's art-specifically the kind where you stare at a painting of a sad, deformed fruit for three hours wondering if the artist was a genius or just hallucinating. I like to create things that make people ask, 'Are you okay?' (The answer is irrelevant; the aesthetic is what matters).

Second, I hoard Trading Card Games. I spend an embarrassing amount of currency on shiny pieces of cardboard, micro-analyzing the statistical probability of drawing a mythical dragon just to feel a fleeting spark of joy. I'm basically a goblin sitting on a hoard of cardboard and paint thinner. If you want to talk about the psychological impact of the color blue or trade shiny cardboard, I'm your anomaly."