ahahahahahahem. politely, i would like to say...
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP
OH, FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF
CHECK YOUR DADDY'S GLOWING REVIEWS ON YELP! (FIVE-STAR, FLAWLESS, GREATER THAN GREAT)
OH, WITH THE PUNCH OF A PENTAGRAM-- A WAP BAM BOOM ALAKAZAM
USUALLY I'D CHARGE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, BUT YOU GET THE FAMILY RATE (THANKS DAD!)
WHO NEEDS A BUSBOY NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THE CHEF (WOAAAAH)
MICHELEIN-TASTING MENU FREE A LE CARTE
I'LL RIG THE GAME FOR YOU BECAUSE I'M THE REF!
CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CAVIAR MOUNTAINS, THAT'S JUST THE START!
WHO'S BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE?
WHO'S BEEN FAITHFUL AS A NUN?
MAKES YOU CHUCKLE WITH AN OLD-TIMEY PUN, YOUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER (THAT'S TRUE!)
I'M YOUR GUY, YOUR DAY-TO-DAY!
YOUR CHUM YOUR STEADFAST HOTELIER!
REMEMBER WHEN I FIXED THAT CLOG TODAY? (I WAS STUCK, THANK YOU SIR! OH YOU!)
I'M TRUELY HONORED THAT WE'VE BUILT SUCH A BOND (AWWW)
YOU'RE LIKE THE CHILD THAT I WISH THAT I HAD (WAIT WHAT?)
I CARE FOR YOU JUST LIKE A DAUGHTER I SPAWNED (WAIT A MINUTE--)
IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY, YOU COULD ALMOST CALL ME DAAAAAAAAAAAD~
*epic instrument solo lol*
THEY SAY WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ASSISTANCE, IT'S SMART TO TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
OTHER'S SAY THAT IN YOUR NEEDY HOUR, THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR PURE ANGELIC POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHO JUST HAPPENS TO ALSO BE YOUR BLOOD
SADLY, THERE ARE TIMES A BIRTH PARENT IS A DUD
THEY SAY THE FAMILY YOU CHOOSE IS BETTER (WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS)
CAN YOU BUTT OUT OF MY SONG?
(YOUR SONG? I STARTED THIS!)
I'M SINGING IT, I'LL FINISH IT!
(OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF--)
ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEE
YES, ITS MEEEEEEEEEE
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M HEEEEEEEEERE
WHAT A GAAAAAAAAAAAAS
TOOK A WHILE BUT I'M PRESENT AT LAAAAAAAAAAST
ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIMZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
who?