UltraJackieJackal

Bro I'm reading your comments on my FFxiv texts fanfic and just... How are you so funny and clever 

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@UltraJackieJackal 
            Alphinaud: In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            In a meeting
            Alisaie: Are you in a meeting? 
            Alphinaud: No, why?
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@UltraJackieJackal 
            *In public chat*
            Thancred: I sprained my wrist today
            Krile: Oh really, how?
            Thancred: I tripped in the middle of training.
            *later in a private chat with Jackie*
            Thancred: Do you want to know how I actually sprained my wrist?
            Jackie: Sure.
            Thancred: I sprained it hula hooping, I take a class for fitness and for fun. I've mastered all of the moves. 
            *shows Jackie some pictures*
            Jackie: ...why are you telling me all this?
            Thancred: Because nobody will ever believe you. *Deletes photos*
            Jackie: .... You sick son of a b!tch
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@UltraJackieJackal 
            Yeah go ahead. Thank you for asking
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