When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes and start a food fight.
When the sadness of life pours on you harder than the fiercest storm, remember to look for rainbows and unicorns.
When darkness shrouds you from life's joy, search for shooting stars and space unicorns.
When all seems lost and you can't find your way, look to the cross. Jesus will guide you. He will put you on the right path, and will lead you to heaven (not unicorns, sadly).

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