Go check out Polar for the art, she drew it. 

Hi there, I'm a guy who has, what purpose of being here? None? Sounds about right. I don't know what I'm doing. I make crummy stories. Don't expect common updates.

Is the meme above dead? Probably. Do I care? No. It's David Schwimmer. He was in the Madagascar movies I know we all watched as kids. Go pound salt.

Anyway!

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.

Just an example... of a.. what's the word? Preview? Yeah.. that sounds right. Of the array of Dad jokes I have collected... despite not being a father.