Hello! I'm Rolf. Lovely to meet you all! 

A bit about me: I'm new to this site, but not to writing. I've been at it since before high-school and am now in college. I'm also a die-hard Pokémon fan, going all the way back to when my best friend's two Charizards and Dragonite would sweep my entire team with Fire Blast, Thunder, and Earthquake. 

Yes, I am the original author of everything posted here. In fact, if asked I could probably produce the handwritten notes and first drafts for each of them. I take my writing very seriously, especially the comedy. Nothing is more serious than making people laugh after all!

A bit more about me. I'm a Christian, but I know that I am by no means perfect and have no desire to get in your face about not following my religious standards. After all, why should I expect people to unless they are a Christian too? In other words, every time I see the West Borough Baptist Church on T.V., I face-palm.

My goal is to be a person you could actually hang out with while not compromising my beliefs.  I promise I will try my best, but I am not perfect. If I were, I'd already be in Heaven, wouldn't I? Also, if you ever have questions about Christianity, even if you're just curious about why we do some of the things we do, feel free to ask! If you want, I could probably even tell you the two thousand years of history behind the colors chosen for the flags hanging in a church on the second season of the church calendar! Or we can talk about which Eeveelution is cuter! Your choice.