Well-a I am Lovino also known-a as Romano. I have-a little crush on someone-a, but I will not-a tell you who. People say-a I'm strict, but-a I don't see it. *Chigi* I am good-a at helping myself to-a people's pockets. I will not-a eat potatos from-a that potato bastard no-a matter what. I hate-a that macho potato so much-a, he better stay away from my-a brother. That potato bastard's brother-a is ok. He and I are on-a the same terms. Turkey and France are-a scary. 

P.S. If you find my brother-a tell me because I-a lost him.