ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴀɴɪꜱʜ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ

Bitch are you still alive helooooooo????

r we still at wahr

Hey
          Hey
          Hey
          
          pls sign some totally not suspicious-war associated papers <333333

I wanna eat a crayon
          
          
          
          (I won’t actually eat one/)

:0

Alright time to eliminate @icryincorners

I re-read one of the first fanfics I made when I joined (but never posted) and I cannot explain how much I cringed reading it.
          
          THE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATIONS, IT NEARLY KILLED ME!

I was on a trip to Galveston, did I miss anything major?

I wanna cutely throw you into a pit

Well, Trump won. Asked my mom what she thinks about it because she’s the pure American in the household- she said “I don’t like him, but as long as he makes the fucking bread cheaper I’ll go with it.”
          
          
          I don’t even know what to say