HAPPY BDAY MARYAMMM
Bro you’re 14 now?? That'sinsane. You're literally growing up while I'm still stuck in emotional age 7
Idk how we even became friends but I'm so glad we did because you’re actually one of the funniest people alive. Like I'll be having the most boring day ever and then bam maryam says something unhinged and I'm cry-laughing in my room like a weirdo
Also?? How are you this pretty and cool?? Through a screen?? Suspicious. I think you might be an AI... (but like, a hot one)
You're so effortlessly iconic it’s kind of rude. Like save some main character energy for the rest of us pls.
Anyway I hope your day is full of chaos, attention, and people telling you how amazing you are (bc it's true), and if they don’t, just remember: I would send you a 3-page essay confessing my love if needed
Ily loser. Happy bday again. Don’t get too hot this year or I'm blocking you !!
— Your Lia
p.s. we need to meet irl one day so i can finally prove you’re not a government experiment.