S1utF0rM0n3y

When you told your straight friend you were queer and now she finds a way to tell you she's straight every 2 seconds. Like ma'am ik you're straight, good for you but with the way you keep reminding me it seems like you might not be so sure yourself☠️

edevainsolfyre

girlie it's been so long, are you still alive????? can you move the wine glass if you're still there (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

edevainsolfyre

I’m relieved, life’s been the same y’know, I saw a cockroach swimming in water yesterday idk if I was high or what but yeah, dw I drowned it 
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S1utF0rM0n3y

@edevainsolfyre Oop- Hiiii. Yeah. I'm alive, I just don't really use Wattpad anymore. How are you?
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S1utF0rM0n3y

When you told your straight friend you were queer and now she finds a way to tell you she's straight every 2 seconds. Like ma'am ik you're straight, good for you but with the way you keep reminding me it seems like you might not be so sure yourself☠️

S1utF0rM0n3y

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YA'LL☠️ I went to my little cousins birthday party(she was turning 8, wanted me to come) and they are friends with the lil girl next door so she came over whatever, she was a sweetheart and kind so who cares but then she comes up to me telling me her brother likes me, thought I was cute.(keep in mind her brother wasn't even at the party, he just seen me outside) Yall I ain't making this up, you know how fuckin old her big brother was??? Yall he was 13. FUCKING 13 YEARS OLD. I DON'T IF I SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLEMENT OR NOT BUT A WHOLE ASS CHILD HAS A CRUSH ON ME AND IDK HOW I SHOULD FEEL. LIKE OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT ALL THE ADULTS/OLDER KIDS FELT WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON THEM AS A KID, CUZ JESUS CHRIST DUDE☠️☠️☠️ I FEEL SO AWKWARD☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

S1utF0rM0n3y

@QueenStrawbz16 ew. Did he really think he would pull anyone with that☠️
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QueenStrawbz16

@S1utF0rM0n3y oh ew lol. I had one come straight up to me and said ,"so are you a date able character or do I need to complete a side quest?" Deadass except my case was an older guy
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emsuckst1ts

@S1utF0rM0n3y man that happened to me once, awkward as hell
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S1utF0rM0n3y

Just saw dreams face and I'm sorry but it was kind of a let down like I was hoping he'd atleast look a bit better but Ig its just a shitty face with a shitty personality☠️

sieveiiz

yeah everyone's like "stfu dream is literally so hot" but in reality he's just mid
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S1utF0rM0n3y

@SuperNovatoEs you gonna tell me I'm wrong☠️
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S1utF0rM0n3y

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Not only is spider season starting(I don't like spiders, them bitches need to slow tf down and stop crawling on me while I sleep) but every fucking body I grew up listening to be dying. R.I.P Coolio.

S1utF0rM0n3y

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Imagine caring a little shit around for nine months giving birth and then naming the little fuck FRANK. LIKE YALL F.R.A.N.K. IMAGINE HAVING SEX AND  MOANING "A-hH frank~" LIKE NO, WHAT☠ LIKE I AINT HOLDING NO GRANDPA ASS NEWBORN. LIKE I JUST IMAGE THAT BITCH POPS OUT IN SUSPENDERS AND A CAIN☠☠☠ I WOULD HIT MY MOM IN FACE IF SHE TRIED THAT SHIT AND OOOOO THE WAY I WOULDA TOOK MY BODILY FLUID COVERED ASS AND SLID TF OUTTA THAT HOSPITAL☠☠☠ AINT EVER SEE ME AGAIN MAMA #NEWBORNRUNAWAY
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          My nicknames frank☠

S1utF0rM0n3y

@Mikey_CinnaSwirl if you're asking about my nickname than yes. I ain't lyin, sadly☠
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