SCXXBYD00

Me and his Internet horror pulls to each other:
          	
          	Mine: Lacey’s wardrobe, gomenne gomenne by kikuo
          	
          	His: okaasan (hatsune miku), secrets of wysteria, Subaru’s death from falling down the stairs

apollodaughter123

@SCXXBYD00 that is... quiete the imagination going on between y'all (lmao)
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SCXXBYD00

My teachers first mistake: GIVING US THE EXAM QUESTIONS TO STUDY. I’ve got them all memorized but I’m sure he already had a feeling and didn’t care..my goat don’t get paid enough..oh! Also! I’ve been feeling sbg today..maybe I can crank out a oneshot..
          
          I wanna get back into a chain again with it, so the only way to do that is to get into the writing groove

SCXXBYD00

@apollodaughter123 HELPPP WAIT THATS GENIUS (made her fear for her LIFE)
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apollodaughter123

@SCXXBYD00 once my teacher got mad cuz we kept failing her tests n she didnt want the school board to fire her, so she gave us all the answers for every upcoming test n exam n told us to memorize all of that or else we would have a detention...
            
            idk y lady thought we wouldnt memorize it but aw well hehehe
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SCXXBYD00

Nobody at school is gonna recognize my fit from the music freaks right..right..
          
          ..RRRIIIIGGHTTTT
          
          ANYWAY! MY TILLIVAN MIIS HAD ANOTHER CHILD AND IM HAPPY TO SAY THAT MY IVAN MII IS A POWER BOTTOM (I’m CRYING they had this kid while I was in the living room talking to my parents while playing)

apollodaughter123

@SCXXBYD00 STOP NOW I WANNA WATCH MUSIC FREAKS AGAIN
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SCXXBYD00

@Ev1lEy3 AAAHHH SAME BUT I WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE
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Ev1lEy3

@SCXXBYD00 I WISH I WAS BUILT UP ON THE MUSIX FREAKS T^T INSTEAD I GREW UPW ITH THE STUPIF GACHA SINGING BATTLES
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SCXXBYD00

FUNNIEST speech I’ve ever heard from a grad that called out every single flaw = got that kid escorted out of school and they won’t let him walk the stage..??
          
          Freedom of speech anyone? No?? Okay..I swear I remember free speech in the first amendment…

SCXXBYD00

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(Dangenronpa randomly came up and he got curious) 
          
          Him: oh so he had a plan to help her escape?
          
          Me: well see ..about that…
          
          (A picture of nagito tied up on the floor with a giant spear through him and his hand stabbed into the floor with a knife)
          
          Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME?!
          
          Me: PEAK.
          
          Him: SO WAIT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER???
          
          Me: well she got..executed..
          
          Him: FACKKK 

Ev1lEy3

@SCXXBYD00 EXACTLY LIKE MY DUDE THIS IS MY COMFORT SHOE AT THSI POINT-
            I feel liek that oen teen titan audio-
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SCXXBYD00

@Ev1lEy3 HOW DO YOU SUMMARIZE DR STONE IN LESS THAN FIVE PARAGRAPHS
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Ev1lEy3

@SCXXBYD00 lol? Huzz tried asking me about dr.stone once, and he ended up hoind "alright stop-I wanted a 2 word explanation, not 5 paragraphs " i the most apologetic tone ever.
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SCXXBYD00

Started a webtoon called fogland and I genuinely can’t tell whether I should be mortified that they’re ripping each others heads out of each others bodies and eating each other OR cheering for 182 because he’s a cutie patootie with his little pet sweet potato

Ev1lEy3

@SCXXBYD00 "he's the gym teacher" YEAH RIGHT-
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Ev1lEy3

@SCXXBYD00 182 IS SUCH A CUTIE PATOOHI 
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SCXXBYD00

I might need a whole mini book of just screenshots of things me and my man say on the daily

apollodaughter123

@SCXXBYD00 u guys r so cute together, i aspire to have a relationship like urs :>
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SCXXBYD00

“We’re making __ for dinner today instead of having everyone make their own stuff when they want”
          
          Well dang it. I wasn’t—I WAS—FAAAACK

SCXXBYD00

@Ev1lEy3 AND MY CAT SCREAMS AT ME
            
            “Oh and that girl..what was her name ? OH ELEVEN..THE GIRL THAT YOU—“
            
            “SHHH. You’re going. To get. Us killed..”
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SCXXBYD00

@Ev1lEy3 I’ll literally be in the kitchen at like 11PM trying to QUIETLY SCRAPE THE BOWL INTO THE TRASHCAN and then I have to hide it and SOMEHOW clean it (I make it 10x harder than it needs to be)
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