Hey, I'm §. I don't really know why the fuck you're here, considering I can...just tear you apart in seconds, *slight chuckle* buuuut if you're here for entertainment, I am willing to....I guess...give you a little summary of my recent boring, time-wasting, and pathetic "adventures," so sit back, grab some popcorn (or human flesh of you're like me), and listen along (as long as the fucking creator updates these shits...)