do your 11.203k special !!

I wonder how many notifications he has now-

Your poor email </3

happy 2 years to this godforsaken account

mans probably hasn't checked this app since he posted his story- the amount of notifications his email must be getting 

Pleaseeeeeee feed usssssssssssss

father... please feed us...

TOMMY PLEASE WRITE ANOTHERRR

PART TWO WE'RE BEGGING YOU TOMMY
          PLEASE

My girlfriend read this to me as a bedtime story 10/10