Hello, my name is Salem! My pronouns are They/He/It. I'm currently on a small hiatus until November 29th, 2025. Welcome to my unhinged corner of the internet! All kinds of human beings, aliens, etc. are welcome here!

Random stuff: 
-I'm single and not ready to mingle.
-I'm omniromantic, asexual, and transmasc.
-I'm a MINOR
-I'm a punk
-I have social anxiety, so I might not talk to you at first. 
-I don't always follow back.
-My favorite bands are My Chemical Romance and Blur.
-I write fics on AO3 as The_milk_fic_is_scary
-I LOVE Jake Gyllenhaal.
-My favorite musical is Little Shop of Horrors.
-My Letterboxd: SalemMustDi3
-I'm an unproblematic proshipper.

Stop deleting conversations, intend your puns, and stop faking mental/physical illnesses, you cowards :p 

my comrades (follow them if you wanna):
@97_Bonnie_And_Clyde / @DevilsNight_D12
@p8intth3sky (my father)
@billiearmstrongRULES 
@N0_LONGER_HUMAN

Just in case you need to talk to me in private:
Pinterest: SalemMustDi3
Discord: pancake_report2.0
Spacehey: Strawberry Damon