Hello, my name is Salem! My pronouns are He/They/It. Welcome to my unhinged corner of the internet! All kinds of human beings, aliens, etc. are welcome here!

Random stuff: 
-I'm single and not ready to mingle.
-I'm panromantic, asexual, and a trans man.
-I'm a MINOR
-I'm a punk
-I have social anxiety, so I might not talk to you at first. 
-I don't always follow back.
-I ship JDuke, Spacerap, Jeric, eNVy, and Zutara.
-I write fics on AO3 as The_milk_fic_is_scary
-I speak in references

Stop deleting conversations, intend your puns, and stop faking mental illnesses, you cowards :p 

my comrades (follow them if you wanna):
@Shady_And_Ken_Kaniff
@p8intth3sky
@chemigore
@takeyourtasteback
@billiearmstrongRULES 
@A_Br0k3n_3m0_B0y
@this_might_be_satire

Just in case you need to talk to me in private:
Pinterest: SalemMustDi3
Discord: pancake_report2.0