probably slightly insane and obsessive.
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a British know-it-all who likes gravy
Multiple crushes on men and women alike that are out of my league

I think I started writing some of these when I was 16 so excuse the terrible storylines and how little I update anything

pronouns: she/her
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POSTING A HARRY POTTER CAST FANFIC RN THATS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!!! (It's missing parts 3 and 4 and I can't find them so you'll have to use Ur imagination)
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