probably slightly insane and obsessive.
How are you?
a British know-it-all who likes gravy
Multiple crushes on men and women alike that are out of my league

I think I started writing some of these when I was 16 so excuse the terrible storylines and how little I update anything

pronouns: she/her
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  • Sumali noongFebruary 28, 2021

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