Hello! So this is sort of a fake account. My name isn't Sam....it's not even close. This is account is for all my dirty stories. I'm 19 so I'm a younin and I'm getting my higher edumication. I'm an artsy fartsy film major with the ambitious goal to be a big time director. I'm as lazy as I don't know what and my favorite color is blue. I FUCKING LOVE STEAK. 

This account is pretty inactive since I pretty much hate one of the stories I made. I literally can't get through it without intense cringing. I hope you enjoy my shitty stories.....I don't lol. 
UPDATE: I'm a vegetarian now so.......um.....I've divorced steak for tofu (although I sometimes cheat on tofu with steak....it's complicated)
ANOTHER UPDATE: I am no longer vegetarian and have made up with steak. Although they must not be too happy with me bc sometimes they fuck up my stomach...it's ok. We still love each other.