God damn, I'm in hell.
She doesn't love me anymore, so that's fucking great.

-Piece of shit
-Weird as fuck
-I'm Trash
-Ships everything
-(Is sans in real life.)
-Sansational
-Sinner
-Needs a life
-No self-esteem

Now, if you excuse me, I have some shit to do.
(By that, I mean read smu- uh... cry in a corner)

***

"Don't try shit, or I'll end your fucking life."

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay in bed in agony until my heart attacks to put me to sleep."

"MEAN is walking out your front door and watching a monster get stabbed and KILLED on your front lawn simply because that monster was 'too weak'. MEAN is walking down the street and knowing others are watching. Because you're brothers with the great Papyrus, head of the royal guard. And you know that they want to kill you too! But they CAN'T because of your brother! But DAMN, do they want you DEAD. And you're terrified. And you can't tell ANYONE because it's what WEAK MONSTERS DO.

And you go to a stupid party to gather intel. And everyone is just. Just. RELAXED? Just talking? No threats...and alternate versions of you and alternate versions of your bro.

And they're happy. And they talk. And joke. And there is no fear.

No front to hold up....no walls. I just....."

"Are you insane like me? Been in pain like me?"

***

13. I have one bottle in one hand, and another in the other hand, what do I have?

A) Two bottles
B) A major drinking problem.

***

"Fuck you and drink bleach."
~Myself

"Catch you on the flipside, you ball of sin. I'll be watching you."