I'm Trash

I'm so sorry

@sans-papyrus666  Yeah, my girlfriend just broke up with me awhile ago. She's now (supposedly) dating my ex-friend.
            It feels terrible. Sad thing is that I still have feelings for her.

  The description of the thing

*gulp*
            
            W-well we could prank MMT XD

@Chara_theEvil_Spirit *yeah, you should probably wait on Undyne to cool down

I was gonna say Undyne but, she probably still hates me and wants to kill me...

@Lilyfrost_Weirdo No problem.

@SansyTehSkeleton ._.
            
            *walks back into the ruins* OKIE BOI

@AutumnWinans0901 not what was expected.

(I really can't stay) But baby it's cold outside
            (I've got to go away) But baby it's cold outside
            (This evening has been) Been hoping that you'd drop in
            (So very nice) I'll hold your hands they're just like ice
            (My mother will start to worry) Beautiful what's your hurry
            (My father will be pacing the floor) Listen to the fireplace roar
            (So really I'd better scurry) Beautiful please don't hurry
            (Well maybe just half a drink more) Put some records on while I pour
            (The neighbors might think) Baby it's bad out there
            (Say what's in this drink) No cabs to be had out there
            (I wish I knew how) Your eyes are like starlight now
            (To break this spell) I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
            (I ought to say no no no sir) Mind if I move in closer
            (At least I'm gonna say that I tried) What's the sense of hurting my pride
            (I really can't stay) Baby don't hold doubt
            [Both:] Baby it's cold outside
            
            (I simply must go) But baby it's cold outside
            (The answer is no) But baby it's cold outside
            (The welcome has been) How lucky that you dropped in
            (So nice and warm) Look out the window at the storm
            (My sister will be suspicious) Gosh your lips look delicious
            (My brother will be there at the door) Waves upon a tropical shore
            (My maiden aunt's mind is vicious) Gosh your lips are delicious
            (But maybe just a cigarette more) Never such a blizzard before
            (I got to get home) But baby you'd freeze out there
            (Say lend me your comb) It's up to your knees out there
            (You've really been grand) I thrill when you touch my hand
            (But don't you see) How can you do this thing to me
            (There's bound to be talk tomorrow) Think of my life long sorrow
            (At least they'll be plenty implied) If you caught pneumonia and died
            (I really can't stay) Get over that old doubt
            [Both:] Baby it's cold outside
            [Both:] Baby it's cold outside
            
            (I really can't stay)
            [Both:] Baby it's cold outside 

K, will do.

@TheVampireItself *dont get all worked up, fella

@TheVampireItself How humerous.

Tibia honest, most people find you funny. But its gonna take a lot more than a few puns to tickle my funny bone! It takes a lot of spine to comment on my profile...so, if you wanna be friends...don't be a numbskull

@TheVampireItself *yeah?