Hey y'all,
     Well apparently I'm supposed to tell you guys bout me so here it goes. I'm a freakin jack ass nerd when I'm inside the class room or in a library, but if you mess with my friends I'll kick your ass without a second thought. I don't care what others think about me and I don't give a rats ass if you don't like my opinion so keeps it to your flippin' self. 
 I also pretty much hate half the people in this dang world, but if ya buy me jerky and a jug of sweet tea I'll love ya forever–unless it's that stupid ass healthy people jerky, keep that to your damn selves. 
 Another thing ya'll need to know bout me is I'm absolutely in love with batman, Harry Potter, ninja turtles, the avatar, PewDiePie, video games, huntin', fishin' &werewolves. 
  Plus,just a tip, NEVER say some stupid jacked up girly-girl word like totes round me or I'll hog tie your ass and duck tape your mouth shut till ya learn to speak like ya ain't got horses pissin all on ya. 
 Besides all that shiz I just told ya bout me there's nothing more I gotta say, so I'll talk to y'all bitches later. 

       Love the kick ass Kentucky nerd,
                                                        Len