Well hello...
You already know who I am so I'm not going to do a Dexter Vex and give you an introduction on my life I'm instead going to inform you on some things that you WON'T be aware of.. or at least shouldn't.. unless you're an avid stalker..
in which case call me.. we could be great friends you and I ;D
ahem.
* I can ride a horse.. and wear a cowboy hat, actually pulling the whole Western thing off... unlike some.. hint, hint.. Erskine-pretty face- Ravel...
* I don't actually wear suits that often... it's usually shorts..
* you will fear my lazer face...
* bow chicka bow woooowww..
* King of all of the pumas. Hail my sexy body.
SO!! WHAT A WONDERFUL INSIGHT ON MY SPECTACULAR LIFESTYLE!! I AM SURE I HAVE ENRICHED YOU ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FOLLOW ME!!
The girls.
* @Ellen_sugarcube4 - My gorgeously Smexi fiancée Miss Raven Blaze
* @Tanith-Low - Miss Swish, Swish Tight Leatherette
* @China-Sorrows - ah, the beautiful miss sorrows...
* @MaryBethP - Vin. nuff said. she's so goddamn awesome
* @BlivArmageddon - I do believe you stole my best friend.
* @Sci-likes-tie-dye- Juliet equivalent right there ;)
* @Skye_Ravel - Have you seen her wings recently?
The men.
* @Dexter-Vex - He has a nice ass ;D
* @SkulduggeryP - skuldawg pleasant :D
* @BespokeGhastly - Glayds. nuff said.
* @Anton_Shudder - NEVER MESS WITH DIS GUY.
* @Erskine_Ravel - Stab my back and I'll stab urs ;) x
* @Jack_Havoc - timelord.
* @Sam_Rue - MY LIL PUMA! x
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