Me + You + Food - You = Relationship Goals


My friendship comes in three levels,

1. Sarcasm

2. Insults

3. Inappropriate sexual humor.


Ships I ship:
1.Destial
2.Sterek
3.Phan
4.The Doctor and Rose


I just want to read, and drink coffee and cuddle kittens and eat chocolate....


They say, Date someone who spoils you, always calls you beautiful and never thinks that you've had enough to eat...
...basically, date your grandma.


I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.


I stress about stress before there is stress to stress about.


"When I saw you, I fell in love. And you smiled, because you knew." - William Shakespeare.

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, They were always yours. And if they don't, they never were." - Khalil Gibran.

"I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Everyday." - Nicholas Sparks.

 "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because had you truly loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second." - Johnny Depp.