Yo! People trying to stalk me! how ya' doin!? 
I am The Demon Lord.

 And you may call me River...or the oh so mighty one. Whichever floats your boat. (I prefer the latter)

I would say nice to meet you... (I mean, that is what you usually say when introducing yourself) But, I haven't really met you, so I have no idea if its nice... Besides, how amazing can it be to meet a stalker anyway...

Moving on...

The fact that you are reading this, gives me the idea that there is a high chance you like me. ( otherwise, you are just a creep.) or maybe, you are one of those many stealthy spies who are plotting to kill me. Well, if that is the case,

THE DEMON LORD'S IMMORTAL, YOU BITCHES! YOU EAT YOURSELVES!!!

how very charming indeed.

If you like one of my works, Then why not try voting or commenting? (I can promise that it will feel heavenly)

Also,  if you are going to follow me, try giving me a reason as to why. Cause the last time I checked ( which was definitely not too long ago) I wasn't the president of mesomania. (Yea, I just made that up) 

And cue the lameness.

Not that your following me makes me unhappy, No, seriously, it makes me feel as though I am on the seventh heaven. (But, That doesn't help when their is always  a possibility of you being a spy.)

Anyways, 

There are some things you should know about me that are really important. 

1. I am an OTAKU for a god damn eternity. 

2. I am FUJOSHI for just as long.

3. I am a MAFIA BOSS, DEMON LORD, SHINIGAMI and other bunch of cool stuff. (in short, Imma badass.)

4. My favourite ships :
▶ Levi x Eren (AOT)
▶ Sebastian x Ciel (B.B)
▶ Izaya x Shizuo (Durarara)
▶ Sawny x Bean (AOT) 

5. If there is one thing I love more than my OTAKUness, then, that would be,

****MARSHMALLOWS****

I swear this stuff is made in heaven....

*drools*

and.... that's it!

And now, I SHALL BID THEE FAREWELL.

- THEDEMONLORD

cue the trumpet blowing.