Sarah

Haha what a coinkydink! 
          OMG that was the funniest thing ever! You will always own my heard! 
          Awwwwww, I am glad my message warmed you! Poor you for being cold though :( how is university? how is the boyfriend? how is LIFE? 
          Our crazy conversation are the best!! Stupid time difference, but yes we will have to have a good chat soon! 
          Love you too Sexy Sparta Sponge.... where did that nickname even come from? MWAH XOXOXOXO

Well, well, well... I seem to have found my way back to wattpad. I have also seem to find my way onto your page. So I thought I'd just say....
          HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
          I feel like its been forever. Aaah, back to the days when and where we first met. Ahh, good times, gooood times!! I haven't been on the actually wattpad website in aaaagggeees!!! I've been reading wattpad stuff on my iPhone, but haven't actually been on here. I was looking back to some of our messages to each other... back in the day, we were mere children back then, just crazy kids.......... CRAZY AWESOME KIDS!!!!!!! 
          Well byeeeeee

@Sassy_sistah hahahah the thing its, the whole describing things to be orgasmic is true... or jizztastic! 
          I like ribena, and all the purple jucy things but squash here is like orange or lemon or what ever (normally orange squash) and i dooonnnttt like it.... im sorry. 

@serendipity14 
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
          OH BABY! I LOVE YOU! 
          BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SQUASH?!
          IT'S FREAKING JIZZTASTIC! 
          Just sayin' ;)
          
          Sarah Collins - describing things to be orgasmic since 1995 

can i be honest with you... im going to do it *deep breath* ok, dont be mad about me. I have been thinking about how to say this for a while and ...... 
          I dont like squash.
          Well that was a load of my shoulders. Y'all have a nice day now ya hear ;) 
          
          Maia Parratt - making people smile since 1997 

oops i did it again, i wrote heard instead of heart (true story)  and got lost in the typing oh baby baby, oops I did it again..... like I said here all week 

I love you too my baby!!! 
          Ok so where do I start to answer this amazingly long message? Weeeellll firstly. YES YOU MUST STOP LEAVING THE WATTPAD TAB OPEN! I get so excited that you are online I start talking and BOOM i figure out you are just tricking me. 
          M.I.A is definitely the right term for this! 
          When are you going back to school? I am off school next week and the week after WOO HOO! 
          I liked the violin thing, it gave the message a good effect! 
          6! that is an ungodly hour! I dont even wake up that early 
          My cat washes its self so all is good on my part. 
          
          YOU WERE DANCING WITH OUT ME! OMG I MIGHT JUST FAINT.. SOMEONE CATCH ME *FALLS* 
          I may think about forgiving you... IF. you let me be your banana queen? Will you, will you?  :O 
          Trust me baby, you are already irresistable with out the italian accent, what will you be like with it ... oh dear lord im getting light headed at the slightly thought of the explosion of sexiest (does that sounds dirty) that could happen
          Couldnt you rap with someone a bit better that Nikki Minaj I mean she is great and all but come on... you are better than that! .
          
          I THINK I CAN FIND IT IN MY HEARD TO FORGIVE YOU! YOU SAID YOUR MAIA FILLED HEART HOW CAN I NOT FORGIVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I AM SORRY FOR MAKING YOU GO EMO AND PLAY A VIOLIN TO EXPLAIN YOUR SORROW! 
          
          I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AN BACK! I THINK I WOULD DIE IF I DIDNT LOVE YOU LIKE I DO!!! *breaking in to song*
           'AAAAAAAAADN IIIIIEEEEEEIIIIII WILLL ALWAYS LOVEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU* 
          *clears throat awkwardly* ok then thats that for maia singing, i'll be here all week! 
          LOVE YOU MY BABY! MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH 

HOLA AMIGO! I was sitting in bed thinking 'you know what I havent done in a long long loooooonnnnnngggg time? Written on Sarah's wattpad wall thingy so I popped on here to say HELLLOOOOO! Its kind of freaking me out at the moment because as I am typing this there is a cheeky spongebob looking at me covering his 'parts' and its weirding me out, and he isnt really blushing so I am starting to think it he is flirting with me... HAHAHAH oh god I am soooo silly, what are you going to do with me??? ahhh dear, I'll let you go now to get on with your life and stop wasting your time on my madness etc etc, BYEEE BYEEE talk to you this weekend if you arent raving it up and partying and getting drunk ;) Cheeky girl :P BYE SEXT SPARTA SPONGE!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH XOXOXO

@Sassy_sistah Its called Me & the boy with the IV... And omg ikr!

@WHITELILLY237 
          HAHAHAHAHA! OMG! What book is it?? At least you know that the author is decent when they can make you cry! 
          ... That sounds really mean? Imagine the author when they started writing this chapter "HAHAHAHA! I'm gonna make these reader cry real good in this chapter!" It's kind of sadistic really...
          haha