Scaphism/the boats- ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. 

*You get to float through the ugly swamp inside two boats. You get to enjoy the fascinating views this ride offers.

*You get fed with honey and milk until you can no longer take it. Yum. And for the price of one, you get a soothing milk and honey body and facial!

*You make lots of insect friends which will ultimately lead to your demise! The power of friendship!

* You die but at least you had fun(sort of). 

The end.