A nice conversation during art class today:
Me: *TO a friend* (Not telling his name. Guy 1) Do you know if (Name not available to the internet. Guy 2) has a wife?
Guy 2: *Hears* Maybe... at a certain club...
me and my friends laugh until we die*
Me: Okay Okay... but *Starts coughing and laughing while he continues with the story*
Guy 2: she brings a certain drink at a certain placee...
Me: Okay! But *Says while laughing* Did you eat your wife?!
Guy 2: Depends....
*Everyone dies laughing*