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Why are lizards so bad at finishing stories? Because they always lose their tale

PlNKEST-CHERUB
нєℓℓσ αgαιи ∂ισ-ѕαмα! (´・ω・`)

Scary_Monsters_
Why are lizards so bad at finishing stories? Because they always lose their tale

Scary_Monsters_
Wrry! I dont get this glitch! It's getting on my nerves! Its saying I have notifications, but I dont?!?!?!

Scary_Monsters_
How come no one appreciates the taste of rocks and dirt?

Scary_Monsters_
@xx_Anekah-Luciana_xx Whatever you say. *Diego happily bit and ate each rock as if they were a bag of potato chips*
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PlNKEST-CHERUB
тнαик уσυ ∂ισ-ѕαмα fσя тнє fσℓℓσω! *вσωѕ* (^ω^)

Xx_Anekah-Luciana_xX
Hi Diego! I'm Anekah. I'm here to collect your taxes

Scary_Monsters_
@xx_Anekah-Luciana_xx Not only would that hurt my pride, being someone's friend, it would also hurt my dignity. No.
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Xx_Anekah-Luciana_xX
@Scary_Monsters_ but Diego. I'll pay you $90 a week for you to be my friend!
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Scary_Monsters_
If no one is answering the door and I stomp it down in dinosaur form, does it count as breaking and entering?

Scary_Monsters_
@Deppreso_Espresso I guess I could just let him run away... He is mental afterall.
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Deppreso_Espresso
"...................." *looks over at the box of caprisuns before picking it up and throwing it at your knees before attempting to run away*
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Scary_Monsters_
@Deppreso_Espresso *Diego crossed his arms, looking unamused before reaching out for the baton and turning it into a dinosaur.* So... How do you plan to shatter my kneecaps again, sir?
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Scary_Monsters_
The future is now, old vampire.

Scary_Monsters_
Screw you, father.