Hello.....the most important thing to know about me is I LIKE CHEESE, but not the fancy stuff. I feel like if your going to make someone pay tons of money for food then at least make it smell good. Also I don't understand why people think I can't dance just because I'm not as elegant as y'all and I can stand on one foot with out falling over my dancing is amazing. I've decided to talk in a cow boy accent know... I recon back in the day the old whippersnappers road horses. What did you think?

If you are still reading this after whatever that just was you must be bored so I will give you some facts that will make you brain stretch and then at 2 am when you still can't sleep because it's all you can think about just know you read it at your own risk....

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Elephants can die from broken hearts

Certain turtles can "breathe" out of their butts

The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon

It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
 
And my two personally favourites (not really but but they made me go wait 🤔)

Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it's just, like, take whatever bag you want.

Dragons would think it's cool that we create water in our mouths.


Your welcome... also cause you survived all of that I will tell you everyone calls me Mak but you will never know what my full name is mmwwwhahaha is it McKenzie or something else your never know. I feel evil sorry I normally not evil I don't know why I did this... I hope you all have a wounderfull day and remember in a world were it's certain that we will all lose are minds be more kind my friend try to be more kind 🙃 hope you were entertained