I love pineapples because they take so long to grow....Yeah I also love people with British accents and top hats and mustaches. They are the people that are rich enough to get young women and be in their late 50's. I also dig apple pie! I'm winning by 4 people so yeah apple pie 'killed' Snow White while pumpkin pie was a pumpkin who turned into a magical carriage for Cinderella. I love penguins and also believe that pandas will once take over the world and I will be their embassitor for the human slaves so stay on my good site and I'll put in a good word for you. If I can remember your name.... :) I hate spelling gives me a headache and I love this face ---------> (o.0) and this face (^.^) and this one (-.-) and this one (. _.) oh yeah! Mine! By the way for the people who read the last one of these things that I updated. I lied. My favorite person is not people. I don't like people but not in a persona; sense just in a I-am-some-sort-anit-social-way. Too long. Anyway I now have a really big obsession with a guy named Kenneth Nixon from the band named Framing Hanley....Yes I'm a creep like that but I don't stalk him so that's good. Anyway I know I can sometimes be really random and slightly a little maybe just a smudge of weirdo but that's not a big problem. If you haven't tried a mango then you need to try one. I am aware that I can be crude and bitchy and I'm sorry about that.
I do tend to have some bad days. Boo hoo for me. :'( Yes I will now show my talent for computer screen crying. For who ever is still reading this PM me so that I can dedicate a chapter of my stories to you. I love you guys with all my tiny little heart. I have to mention in maybe at least two of my upcoming stories I will kill several people. I have a wild imagination and a really big thing for Hannibal Lecture. Fancy name huh? I am so obsessed with his story and those bad Nazis. I should probably end this but I just can't. Nixon is adorable so google him! Yes I just referred to Google..
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