- Rated I for immature
- Literally the most ADHD person on the planet
- The living and breathing version of Michael Mell
- I would 100% love to be your friend
- I'm a Green Day bitch
- KiNkY
- I'm a sucky author that uses writing as a coping mechanism, and everything I write is cliche and predictable
- That one person that always falls in love with the main character's nerdy sidekick / the emo child